Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
