Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's just like the Real World with babies
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
