can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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