Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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