So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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