My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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