Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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