that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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