You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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