What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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