Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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