ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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