The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
ttyl tear gas
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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