Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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