i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
When are your genitals available?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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