Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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