STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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