You're so nebulous sometimes
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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