Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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