super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
