naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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