in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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