What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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