please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
farters have to be the big spoon...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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