Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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