Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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