A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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