Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
