how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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