I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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