Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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