Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Randomize
