Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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