I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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