the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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