You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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