what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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