You're completely useless in the revolution.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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