I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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