You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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