She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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