Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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