If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize