you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
