also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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