GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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