There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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