if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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