It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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