You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I want to make a zoo with you.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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