Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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