so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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