whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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