Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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