apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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