i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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