can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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