ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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