Porn is love you can see.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize